Envy of the Female Species?

Oh. My. God.

"A woman who has up to 288 orgasms a day is seeking medical help, because she says too much pleasure is a pain."

I can't even imagine what that might feel like. When most women can't get no satisfaction, and this poor woman is getting way too much of a good thing. I can't help wonder if the Higher Beings are silly pranksters, playing practical jokes on us aimless wondering microbes in a petri dish.