14 Alleged Chinese "terrorists" roaming free in Boston

With news like this, there's no hope for a yellow-faced girl like me to ever get hired as:
Puma Assistant Footwear Designer /
Elle Decor Editorial Assistant /
Gagosian Gallery Archivist /
Intern at the Met or the Dia Art Foundation /
Matthew Marks Gallery Asst. /
Yoshi Gallery Asst./
McKee Gallery Asst./
WGBH Asst. Producer for Curious George

Hell, I don't know if customs would even let me in to get my stuff back from the suburbs of Boston. Bugger bugger bugger.

UPDATE: [1/23]
The 14 dudes are of course, not terrorists, but I.I.'s who didn't pay up their smugglers. What is it with the FBI? Non-Caucasian does NOT = bomb-carrying suspect.