Resistance is futile

for me when I read the back cover of THIS BOOK -

:: Seeking ::

Qualified applicants looking to build their careers on sand.
Requirements: a bachelor's degree worth a fraction of the debt you've incurred.
One to two years of clerical experience working for a harridan who has sucked your very life force.
Fluency in at least two major jargons.
Primary responsabilities include: figuring out just what we've hired you to do; working closely with no one for clients we'll never identify.

Don't you love trashy pop-lit half based on your life?