Will pimp for gainful employment

Booyakasha. It's truly bizarre how roller-coaster-up-down my days are becoming, depending on whether I hear anything from prospective employers. After days of fruitless electronic and telephonic harrassment to HR bods at Art + Auction and Christie's, I got an e-mail for an interview at.... THE MET! Repeat after self, must wow their pants off, must wow their pants off....