Cookie Monster to cut down on cookies?!

Man, that's just atrocious. All that low-carb nonsense has to come to a stop - what's the fun in gorging on fruits and veggies?

If it's fat kids you're trying to target, ditch MacD's, switch off the computers and TV's, kidnap them outdoors and make them throw frisbees and ball-shaped objects around. Denying any kid of their occasional cookie only creates grouchy sour pouts.