Dude... was trying to look for a January internship through the alumni network listings, and I found this:
There's actually an NYC rejection hotline number you can give to dodgy stalker types (!!) courtesy of Eyebeam Atelier. Can a prospective employer be any cooler??

Mind you, Conde Nast, Pixar, Aardman and Sotheby's are still on top of my dream job list.