This morning I found a pink "Lucky Neighbor" sign on my door. Not sure if it's a prank by my not very courteous neighbours, or by sympathisers down the hall.
Reason is as such: my neighbors are extremely shaggaholic and they are randier than rabbits. Not only are they at it daily, they are very vocal and are definitely shameless about it. Lately the schedule has changed from late night to early mornings, to my great annoyance. Since I moved here I haven't needed an alarm clock: in place of builders' loud swearing and noise from construction machinery, I now have orgasmic screeches.